Tuesday, September 30, 2014
  • what i actually said: i forgot
  • what my parents heard: i hate you and i am determined to fail at life, go to prison, and bring dishonor to this family. i care about nothing except my computer and tv shows and you can just go burn in hell for all i care. also i'm pregnant.
Tuesday, September 30, 2014
nepetalane:

rudolphs-bright-red-boxers:

natsangell4evr:


me digging your grave

My first time on Tumblr, and this was the first gif. As soon as I saw it I knew I was already in to deep.

DO NOT LISTEN TO HOW TO BE A HEARTBREAKER WHILE WATCHING THIS GIF BECAUSE I CNANOT BREATHDE NOHLY HSHIT (via flomation)

DO IT. LISTEN TO HOW TO BE A HEARTBREAKER DEFINITELY WORTH IT
Tuesday, September 30, 2014

thatsonofamitch:

deinoes:

queer-joanwatson:

alivechihiro:

hydrogyne:

"noot noot" factiod actually just statistical error. nice legs daisy dukes makes ah yes, the scalene triangle. it’s a metaphor. you put the outlier between your teeth but you very bark much meme

not all 9000 barrel rolls

but if those metaphors are so accepting, why is it that i, from bird school,

with equius

image

Tuesday, September 30, 2014

relatetable:

asvprock:

Your anaconda doesn’t even go here.

image

Tuesday, September 30, 2014
Anonymous asked:
Does fucking nancy have any thoughts about the economy

floccinaucinihilipilificationa:

Tuesday, September 30, 2014

shampoo:

and conditioner are important beauty products that work together to give you clean and beautiful hair. follow tumblr user shampoo for more haircare tips

Tuesday, September 30, 2014
Tuesday, September 30, 2014
Tuesday, September 30, 2014

peach94:

COOL DATE IDEA: take a really long nap with me

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