Thursday, April 17, 2014

unmatespritship:

going to underline something in pen and accidentally crossing it out

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Thursday, April 17, 2014
phlynn:

British boys ❤️
Thursday, April 17, 2014

rogers-and-barnes:

superwholockalypse:

hogwartstardismockingjay:

bartohn:

capsicle107:

buckybaby:

lettersto-savemyself:

[SCREAMS] THE WINTER SOLIDER

[PUNCHES YOUR WINDOW IN] THE WINTER SOLIDER

[JUMPS OUT OF A PLANE] THE WINTER SOLDIER

[RIPS OFF SHIRT] THE WINTER SOLDIER

[whispers] the winter soldier 

[RIPS OFF YOUR STEERING WHEEL] THE WINTER SOLDIER

[RIPS OFF LEFT ARM] THE WINTER SOLDIER

too soon

Its been 75 years

toO SOON

Thursday, April 17, 2014

passion:

how to have a flat stomach

  1. remove all of your organs
Thursday, April 17, 2014

plop-alot:

walking out of an exam you knew you failed

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Thursday, April 17, 2014
constant-continuum:

drakewinzz:

dolliecrave:

Pass this on, Tumblr

This is actually pretty important

very important information
Thursday, April 17, 2014

buriaq:

coolbutcautious:

the only reason i go to school is because i donn’t wanna be an unemployed college drop out. i wanna be an unemployed college graduate 

thats the spirit

Thursday, April 17, 2014
fuocogo:

sharkchunks:

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.
So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled
so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.
Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.
Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?

i tried whatever that was and it worked just fine 10/10
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